After taking the scariest taxi ride ever we made it to the Shenyang Zhiwu Yuan, or the Shenyang Botanical Gardens, which our guidebook explained as an intriguing, quaint, hell-of -a-time little spot. Our first clue that this was not the case should have been the fact that the name had been changed last year to The 2006 International Horticulture Exposition. (I'm not sure what that means, but I totally hope they win) So anyway, we went. Turns out it's now like an amusement park based on . . . plants. Not an activity I would have chosen had I been fully informed but still slightly entertaining.

At first I thought we'd been lucky enough to go on the same day as the local army, but really that's just a group of college kids on a field trip, right before they got in a big line to have their picture taken with us. Really. We were held up here for about 15 mins. But I didn't mind at all because you never know who might be an angel among us. . . .

So, we saw. . .
preying mantises:

mini temples

unidentifiable stuff

the tree of life

a marching band that actually only sat

cool architecture and pretty colors


and I probably shouldn't be posting pictures of such things on the internet, but really some things they do there just aren't right.

and some of the best Chinglish signs ever:
