Friday, April 10, 2009

To the Jerkface who stole my credit card,

Among your several purchases with my card, I noticed that you signed up for not one, not two, but three online dating services. Well, I'm not sure why I'm offering free advice to someone who just tried to steal thousands of dollars from me, but I was just thinking that you might have more luck meeting the right person if you worked on your morals. Luckily you'll be headed toward better morals anyway now that you won't be able to use my credit card to look at porn sites anymore.
Good luck with all that.
Sincerely,
Robyn

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It was me robyn, james faudeck..... Please don't tell my wife !!!! HA,HA,HA...... Hope they find that losser.